cantyoureadmypokerface:

hapen:

cantyoureadmypokerface:

hapen:

thats true

i dunno if i raised it like bro raised me it could be one cool badass

I don’t know how your brother raised you, but I’m taking that as a compliment.

yeah my bros really cool and im just as cool

Good to know. I’m sure you’ll go far in life with the levels of cool I’m expecting out of you.

fuck yeah \m/

cantyoureadmypokerface:

hapen:

thats true

i dunno if i raised it like bro raised me it could be one cool badass

I don’t know how your brother raised you, but I’m taking that as a compliment.

yeah my bros really cool and im just as cool

cantyoureadmypokerface:

hapen:

if i had a little bro id make him my slave or something

The baby would barf on you.

thats true

i dunno if i raised it like bro raised me it could be one cool badass

cantyoureadmypokerface:

hapen:

cantyoureadmypokerface:

hapen:

yes thats me

I’m working off the possibility that you have no knowledge of this possibility, and of my experience. 

Therefor, I’ll just let you know that my older brother was “A Dave”. He was the “Bro”. 

oh

thats lame i dont want a younger brother thats retarded

Ahahaha you’re very similar to him.

if i had a little bro id make him my slave or something

cantyoureadmypokerface:

hapen:

yes thats me

I’m working off the possibility that you have no knowledge of this possibility, and of my experience. 

Therefor, I’ll just let you know that my older brother was “A Dave”. He was the “Bro”. 

oh

thats lame i dont want a younger brother thats retarded

makeamoveandthebunnygetsit:

hapen:

makeamoveandthebunnygetsit:

hapen:

john come smell my feet

dude, gross. i’m not smelling your feet, ever.

but i thought that was your thing dude

or am i thinking of something else

if bro told you i was into feet i’m seriously gonna piss in his bed, because that’s not true.

you’re definitely thinking of somebody else.

oh

cantyoureadmypokerface:

hapen:

so were there like

two bros in your universe

i dont get it did i just have a name change and a personality change and become a completely different person

or what

what happened im scared

Your name is Dave, right?

yes thats me

There there, some day you will be okay with learning new things. Hopefully. If you are nothing like my Bro was.

so were there like

two bros in your universe

i dont get it did i just have a name change and a personality change and become a completely different person

or what

what happened im scared

help